This is not a drill. In two short days, Don’t Tell Mama storms into Butlin’s, Bognor Regis, and turns your weekend into a full-blown LGBTQ+ takeover. If it’s not already in your calendar, now’s the moment to fix that.
Running across two gloriously packed days, Don’t Tell Mama isn’t just another night out. It’s a proper queer weekender, the kind where cabaret, comedy, live music, and DJs collide, and suddenly you’re texting your boss with a vague cough emoji.

Front and centre is the inimitable Baga Chipz, headlining with exactly the level of chaos, heart, and hilarity you’d expect. Think big laughs, bold looks, and the sort of moments that become voice notes the next morning. She’s joined by a stacked line-up of performers bringing camp, talent, and unapologetic queer joy in all its forms.
What makes Don’t Tell Mama special is the vibe. It’s inclusive without being earnest, joyful without trying too hard, and gloriously unbothered by trends.
This is a space where you can turn up as you are, lose a few hours, maybe your voice, and definitely your inhibitions.
If you’ve been telling yourself you’ll “see how the week goes”, consider this your sign. Tickets are moving, the countdown is on, and London’s queer crowd is getting ready to show up and show out.
Two days to go.
Two days to book.
Two days until you wish you’d listened.
👉 Get the details and grab your tickets now via the Dont Tell Mama website, before this one sells out and you’re stuck scrolling everyone else’s stories.



