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The Two Brewers announces a fun-packed Winter of cabaret & events

The Two Brewers is really excelling at being a multi-space venue, it has a front bar with performance and the Backroom club venue. It always has a massive selection of events across the week and this Winter is no different.

Fancy some fantastic events to fill those dark nights of the season? Look no further. Here is whats happening at The Two Brewers:-

Regular events in the Front bar:

Mondays: Monday Night Cabaret with Mrs Moore and guests, 8pm Free entry.

Tuesdays: Karaoke with Kevin Walsh – It’s back! Our Iconic karaoke night with host, Kevin Walsh. 8.30pm (Free entry before 9pm, £4 after)

Wednesdays: Let’s Get Quizzical alternating wiht Poppycock & Seriahsis or Woe Addams and Pixie Polite, £2 per person, 8pm start and cabaret from 11pm

Thursdays: Drag Thursdays with DJ Demon

Friday: Drag Fridays with DJ Demon and David Robson, entertainment from 11pm, Free entry before 9pm, £7 after.

Saturday: Free screening of RuPauls Drag Race followed by Drag cabaret: first performance at 8pm and second performance at 11pm.

Cabaret Bar with DJ Demon, Club Bar with DJ Phil MarriottFree entry before 9pm, £8 until 10pm, £9 after 10pm.

We are open 3pm – 4am. Last entry 3am


January  2022 in the Backroom venue

Friday 14th January

Mutya Buena live

Rosa Isabel Mutya Buena is a British singer who rose to fame as a member of girl group the Sugababes. With the Sugababes, Buena had four UK number one singles, an additional six top-ten hits and three multi-platinum albums.

The incredible Mutya will be performing live at 11pm preceded by drag duo Crystal D’Canter & Kelly Mild at 10pm!

Free entry before 8pm, £8 after.


Wednesday 19th January

LGBTeeheehee comedy


Tickets £8

Serving you London’s best queer comedians, LGBTeeheehee is a brand new LGBTQIA+ comedy night live at the Two Brewers in Clapham!

Hosted by Mark “PoofsRUs” Bittlestone (whom you may know from either TikTok or Grindr or both), the night promises to be GAY and FUNNY in equal measure. Enjoy six amazing acts, many of whom have been on TV or are playing regularly in the UK’s biggest comedy clubs.

We are hoping to be back at the Brewers regularly, so please come down and support live, queer comedy.

Line up includes. Mark Bittlestone, Charlie George, Josh Jones, Arielle Souma, Michael May and comedy double act; Shelf.


Thursday 20th January 2022

Heroes VS Villains: The Ultimate Drag Battle!

Times: 7.30pm

Tickets £10

Maleficent VS The Muses.

Pinocchio VS Scar.

Mary Poppins VS Him.

Whether you’re holding out for a hero or chillin’ like a villain, assemble at Two Brewers HQ on Thursday 20 January (7.30pm) for a celebration of pop culture’s queerest and dearest heroes and villains.

Starring comedian, @cjhopkins and drag stars, @thebearypoppins and @miss.terriboxx. Book your tickets (£10 each) via OutSavvy now! Ohhh, and there is one more thing… prizes will be awarded for the BEST HERO and BEST VILLAIN costumes, cause who says we can’t suit up in January?! Best get those appointments booked in with Edna Mode now #NoCapes


Friday 21st January

Bingo Booty Calls

Tickets £13.50 and £10 conc.

7.30pm – 9.30pm

Bored with Bumble? Tired of Tinder? Ghosted on Grindr? You are not alone.

If you’ve ever been stood up, received (unwanted) dick pics or asked to send pictures of your nether regions (for what you thought was a coffee date) – this is the show for you.

Join 21st Century dating experts Gareth Edward (“positive and charismatic”, Deadline News) and secretary Emily Davis (“Wonderfully cheeky stage presence”, London Theatre Review) in Booty Call Bingo! There are no numbers, all the balls represent booty calls and hook-ups that went horribly wrong. Several of them may have happened to you.

There are comedy songs, and fabulous prizes to be won. Unlike guys on dating apps, Gareth and Emily will deliver on their promises.

Come prepared for some late night flirting and the chance to dump Gareth or Emily by text message.

Audience reviews (previous show, Gareth’s Dating Disasters):

“Laugh out loud funny, Waitrose meets Grindr”

“Brilliant, funny, intelligent and taboo breaking!”

“Filthy and fabulous”

“Fun night with inventive original songs and ‘gay dates bingo’ which made the night even more entertaining”


Wednesday January 26th

Poetry LGBT Open MIC

7th Year Anniversary Special.

Times 7pm

Tickets £5

Come and enjoy poetry and spoken word from new and established poets, writers and creatives, with up to 15 performers of spoken word who will each have up to 5 minutes to share their poems/spoken word/song with you.

Free raffle to win fantastic prizes
Everyone is welcome!

Andreena Leeanne (she/her), is a Lesbian Lived Experience Speaker, Writing Workshop Facilitator & Poet.
She writes and performs poetry to come to terms with and speak out about her personal experiences with homelessness, mental health, identity, childhood sexual abuse & the many other challenges she has faced in her life.
In January 2015 Andreena founded Poetry LGBT Open Mic Night. Poetry LGBT is a warm and welcoming space for the LGBTIQ+ community to come together to share their experiences & creativity through poetry and spoken word on the first Sunday of every month on Zoom and in-person sporadically at The Two Brewers.


Thursday January 27th

Late Night Energy – the lost tapes

Doors 7pm, show 8pm

Tickets: £7/£10

“In 2001 Richard Energy was commissioned by the BBC to film a late night talk show. Due to ‘artistic differences’ the tapes never saw the light of day… until now.”

An immersive drag show set in 2001 where the audience are invited to join the live studio audience at the recording of a late night talk show. Hosted by king of comedy Richard Energy (“Quick, witty improv and a charismatic swagger’ – The Stage), this late night show includes performances from the best of the London drag scene, as well as hilarious interviews, games, and sketches all underscored with original music by the in-house band that takes the form of self professed ‘soft boi raver’ Duncan Disorderly.

“This is a live recording, so anything can happen! Even when the cameras stop rolling!”

This months Guests:
Winner of LipSync 1000 (2021). They are a glorious worshiper of gender-f*ckery… They are the epitome of trash bag glam and god forbid you try to put them in a box… Totally unpredictable, disgustingly thrilling and subversively erotic, we give you the chaotic charms of PMBC.”

Shardeazy Afrodesiak
AKA The Big Deazy a.k.a. Big D – the gender bending drag ting.

Dosa Cat
Dosa Cat has been training in Kathak for a number of years now and has taken it beyond the traditional realms. They  hope to explore this topic with reference to performers and the gender representation through form in their PhD this upcoming academic year. Through the many characters on stage, Dosa Cat has taken their training and applied it to Cabaret performance and Drag Artistry and hopes to continue to integrate both sides of his cultural heritage within their performance.

& your in-house DJ: Duncan Disorderly

Lyrical obliterator – all round vibe assassinator – party boi heartthrob DUNCAN DISORDERLY. You’re favourite underground drag king DJ performing a live electronic set or original songs and club bangers.

“Late Night Energy- The lost tapes”  is created by Richard Energy:
Fresh off the Death Drop tour and the West End with drag panto Dick Whittington, Richard Energy is the king of comedy, the host with the most, famous for his catchphrase: ‘That’s absolutely nice’ – (we’re working on it)

Drag Super



Thursday 3rd February

Belszki and Guests: Lesbian Cabaret Show

Doors 7 pm Show 8pm £10

Cabaret, comedy, spoken word and performance art curated by Lesbians, for Lesbians and Allies – Everyone welcome in audience.

Featuring –

Sigi Moonlight – drag
Sigi’s character is not fixed, but rather a vessel for personas: switching from dangerous criminal to Kung Fu Master and Korean dictator to Oscar statuette. They’re all hapless antiheroes telling a story inspired by a dangerous mix of pop culture and politics.
“Most of my acts appear to fall into the brooding, suave villain trope; whilst also revealing a fragile, feminine inner core.”

Expect a rebellious, unpredictable and satirising performance style.
And expect to get HOT. Very hot …
Clare Summerskill – comedy
Clare is a stand-up, writer, actress, singer-songwriter, oral historian and academic.
Clare has been described by Radio 4 Woman’s Hour as ‘A Lesbian Victoria Wood!’ and by What’s On Magazine as ‘One of the funniest women in the country.’
Clare will be performing an original cocktail of stand-up and comedy songs.
Hosted by Belszki – cabaret, sketches, comedy, spoken word
“Annabelszki’s creative mind has once again created a piece that needs to be acknowledged for her strong performance skills and original writing, with insight and sensitivity” *****
“Her acerbic wit shone through her satirical poetry and interaction with the audience (especially when dealing with one heckler, whom she handled with integrity and positivity).” ****



Friday 4th February

Kate Smurthwaite: The Last Mayor of Fihalhohi

Doors 7pm Show 8pm

Tickets £15

Gangsters, attempted murder and actual sharks. Kate Smurthwaite brings you the most mind-blowing lockdown story you’ll ever hear

***** The Scotsman – “One of the finest, most engaging storytellers I have ever seen”
**** Chortle – “A consummate storyteller”
Kate Copstick, Entertainment Now – “Be absolutely entranced by her gorgeous, gripping, lockdown saga”


Thursday 10th February

Disney Snatch Game

Doors 7.30pm

Tickets £15 – £30

“One day my Prince will cum… in my face”

London’s HOTTEST Drag Parody fundraiser Disney Snatch Game is back at THE TWO BREWERS for a Valentines Special!

Yes that’s right Squirrel Friends! After three triumphant sell-out events in 2020 and 2021, the Disney Snatch game is BACK, BACK, BACK AGAIN… and this time we’re getting all romantic for the Snatch Game of Love !

Hosted at the infamous THE TWO BREWERS you’re in for a night you’ll never forget! With some special guest appearances from London’s finest Drag performers!
It’s everyone’s favourite maxi-challenge from everyone’s favourite TV reality drag competition sensation: SNATCH GAME, featuring a magical array of parodied LGBT Disney characters.. putting in the queer into Disney because they forgot to….
Join the finest of London’s Drag Talent for a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious evening of hilarious impersonations and fairytale fabulousness!
Our reigning queen Thalia Ostara will return as one of our special guest “blind date” judges! Alongside her will be the beautiful actor and LGBT advocate David Paisley.
There will also be an exclusive auction raising funds for HIV charity Wandsworth Oasis!
If you missed out last time, be sure to nab your ticket before they fly off on their magic carpet! You’re in for a shining, shimmering treat!
Don’t miss out! And remember, MAKE US LAUGH!

Host: Rich Watkins
Producer: Denholm Spurr
Judges: Thalia Ostara & David Paisley
Contestants: TBC


Friday 11th February

Flat & the Curves: The Galentine’s Special

Doors: 7pm, Show: 8-9pm
Tickets £10/£12 @outsavvy

The fabulous divas are BACK with their alternative Valentines party!

In homage to cupid’s stupid day, the fabulous Flat & the Curves are getting out their little black books and sharing their dating do’s and don’ts, in this evening about sex scandal and sisterhood.

Whether you’re shacked up or going solo this is the perfect anti-valentines event. A night of belly laughs and ballads. The night features original smutty songs from ABBA-themed anthems to pornified pop, no subject is too risque. Think Sex and the City meets Little Mix.

From AWARD-WINNING comedy writers, the group formed last year and they’ve since titted about on some pretty swanky stages including the Musical Comedy Awards 2021 with Mawaan Rizwaan.

So put down your M & S dine-in for-2’s, don your sequins and strap in for a night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.


Thursday February 17th




Well here we go AGAIN!!! After the success of our first 80s themed CLAASH evening which saw the likes of Billy Porter turn up, the 2 Brewers have welcomed us back for ROUND TWO……DING DING DING 😉


Ever wondered how your favourite popstars would have sounded in the ’80s? Ariana in legwarmers and a scrunchie? Britney rocking a tight perm and high cut leotard? Gaga on a bad green screen singing to Beyonce about pagers?

London’s newest club night brings you all this and more, as we take all of this decade’s best songs and slot them into the best ‘80s beats, as well as giving some classic ’80s tunes the modern day treatment.

With live performances from leading ‘80s tributes Andrew Le Breton and Allan Rose, and DJ Demon on the decks.

Dress to impress in all your 80’s style finery and spread the word!

Let’s get Into The Groove…
Let’s Dance With Somebody…


Wednesday 23rd February

The Bleeding Obvious


Tickets £8

The Bleeding Obvious has one single member: Yorkshire lass Jessica Rowbottom, whose multi-genre songs are sometimes funny, occasionally poignant, frequently emotional, and invariably involve her experiences on the LGBTQ+ spectrum. Now she’s back with new songs and stories for a 2022 Spring Tour, because obviously – life is never quite as straight as it seems.

The Bleeding Obvious has performed to a packed off-West End theatre at Pride In London and a sold-out show at Cadogan Hall London with The Pink Singers, not to mention shows at London LGBT+ Pride Picnic, L Fest Lesbian Festival, Trans Pride Brighton, Sheffield Diversity Festival, Norwich Arts Centre, plus more Prides and LGBTQ+ cabaret venues than you can shake a sequined stick at.

Her performances have drawn comparisons with Victoria Wood, Tim Minchin, The Divine Comedy and Fascinating Aïda, and it’s most likely the only show with the lyrics “demisexual panromantic polyamorous androgyne”.

“An LGBT+ driven musical trinket box” – Get In Her Ears
“The queer Victoria Wood” – Yorkshire Evening Post
“Controversial, with a bit of fun added in” – Trans Radio UK
“An exploration into musical and lyrical diversity” – The Queerness

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