Yes, we know you’ve probably still got an Aperol Spritz on the go and your winter coat’s only just getting an airing but we need to talk panto. Specifically, the annual show from He’s Behind You.

After selling 14,000 tickets for last year’s effort (Sleeping Beauty Takes a Prick), the same team of writers, Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper,  have a brand new show for the upcoming festive season.

Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! promises to be another raunchy twist on a childhood classic, complete with infectiously catchy songs, a fistful of double entendres, and an outrageous panto dame played by Matthew Baldwin.

It’s a great time to get in early and get that festive calendar booked, so why not spend five minutes getting a pair of tickets now as a present for your future self? You could even have an Aperol Spritz there, too!