Purveyors of all things fun and filthy, Fetch, have a huge sale on, so there’s never been a better time to fill your boots
You’re probably sick to death of hearing about the word that starts with C and ends with OVID, but it’s fair to say that the past year-and-a-half hasn’t been the best for getting dressed up and feeling sexy. Unless of course, you have a fetish for trackie bottoms or sourdough starters, in which case you’ve most likely been having the time of your life.
Thankfully, things are finally starting to look up again – the dance floors are packed, the sex clubs are pumping and the apps are thriving. Better still, it’s been months since anybody tried to start a Zoom social. What better way to mark this return to normality – fingers crossed – than treating yourself to a hot new lewk?
Fetch is the place to do this. Either online or in their Clapham store, gay men will find everything they need for the fun times that lie ahead. And we mean everything. You’ve got fetish get-up for any persuasion, whether it’s leather, rubber or pup hoods. You’ve got underwear in every style imaginable – jockstraps, thongs, briefs, the lot. Perhaps over lockdown you thought ‘as soon as this is all over, I’m going to get into bondage/electro sex/fuck machines’, in which case, Fetch have you covered with enough toys to keep even the most adventurous horndogs entertained.
Better still, there’s a massive sale on at the moment, so you could embark on a new voyage of self-exploration without the hefty bill that, say, therapy or a yoga retreat would rack up. From skimpy swimwear that will draw attention up on Hampstead Heath to huge dildos and butt plugs that live in that drawer in your bedside table, there are hefty reductions for a limited time. They also offer same-day delivery if you live within the M25 (or next-day if you don’t) so your gear can be in your hands pronto. If you’re passing through Clapham, you can also click and collect from the Fetch store, which is worth a visit regardless for its friendly staff and dark interior that’s a little bit cruisey (or maybe that’s just us).
After the year we’ve had, we all deserve a summer to remember and Fetch has everything you need to make that happen.
Here are our fave picks from the FETCH sale
- Jockmail underwear
Say no to monochromatic undies with Jockmail’s range of sparkling briefs, jockstraps and thongs
- Barcode Berlin harnesses
Want to see if harnesses are for you without blowing the budget? Say no more
- Rocks Off prostate massagers
Less than a dildo, more than a butt plug – these will be your new best friend, trust us
Fetch is located at: Arch 642, Voltaire Rd, London SW4 6DH
or ou can check out the full range at fetchshop.co.uk