If you’ve ever shouted at the telly during Eurovision, argued over who was robbed, or taken voting far too seriously after a couple of drinks, this one’s for you.
Eurovision Your Decision is back at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. A gloriously chaotic, camp-as-anything cabaret where you don’t just watch the madness unfold, you decide who wins.
Running across selected dates in May, this long-running fan favourite returns for its sixth year, and it’s not holding back. Expect big costumes, bigger personalities, and the kind of “did that just happen?” moments that feel very on-brand for Eurovision.
At the centre of it all are Dimitrius and Ureatha, your hosts for the evening, guiding you through a full-blown Eurovision fever dream. Fourteen iconic (and occasionally infamous) acts are recreated live on stage, pulled from across Eurovision’s long, dramatic, occasionally baffling history.
We’re talking everything from ABBA to Loreen, Bucks Fizz to Nemo, all lovingly recreated with just the right amount of chaos.
And once the performances are done, that’s where you come in. The audience votes, just like the real thing, crowning the winner of Eurovision Your Decision 2026. No politics, no jury scandals, just vibes (and probably some very strong opinions from the crowd).
This show knows exactly what Eurovision is. It’s a love letter, yes, but also a very knowing wink. The accents are questionable, the choreography is outrageous, and the technical “issues” feel suspiciously familiar.
It’s also properly rooted in London’s queer cabaret scene, which means you’re not getting a polite theatre crowd quietly clapping along. You’re getting the RVT. Drinks in hand, shouting, singing, fully invested.
The show’s creator, Tim McArthur, has been obsessed with Eurovision since Bucks Fizz ripped off those skirts in 1981, and honestly, that energy runs through the whole thing. It’s big, it’s silly, it makes very little sense at times, and that’s exactly the point.
If you love Eurovision, you’ll love this. If you hate Eurovision, you’ll probably still love this. And if you just want a night out that doesn’t take itself too seriously, this is an easy win.
Eurovision Your Decision 2026
Date/Time: 6th – 16th May 2026 (selected dates)
Venue: Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Address: 372 Kennington Lane, London, SE11 5HY
Nearest Tube: Vauxhall
Tickets here
