Right then, London, this is your final warning. The Don’t Tell Mama LGBTQ+ Weekender is almost upon us, and, honestly, the city’s practically vibrating with anticipation. If you haven’t sorted your plans yet, you’re cutting it closer than a pair of Pride-week hotpants.
We’ve been raving about this one for ages, and for good reason. It’s a full throttle, glitter-powered takeover, packed with live performances, drag chaos, DJs who know exactly what you need, and a crowd that turns every room into a dance floor. It’s loud, it’s proud, it’s very us… and it’s absolutely going to sell out.
As the countdown hits its final stretch, tickets are disappearing faster than free shots at a hen night. Your mates are already plotting their outfits and marking maps like they’re planning a queer pilgrimage. Meanwhile, you’re here thinking, “I’ll book later”. No, babe. Later is how people end up watching stories from bed while everyone else is living their best life.
This is the weekender. The one you’ll be talking about in January when London feels grey, and you need a reminder that joy exists.
So don’t risk the FOMO. Get involved, get excited, and get booked.
Don’t Tell Mama
23rd – 26th Jan, 2026
Butlins, Bognor Regis.
Click here to visit their website for more info and to book your tickets.
