Stop the frantic messages to the group chat — BEEFMINCE has your New Year’s Eve sorted!
If there’s ever a time to go completely over the top and outrageous, it’s New Year’s Eve. Why not get dolled up on a weeknight, burst into tears at midnight, and snog a stranger whose only words to you have been “Are you a Virgo?”
BEEFMINCE is embracing this all-or-nothing attitude and has booked out the opulent Clapham Grand for its annual NYE celebration, subtitled The Grand Dong. DJs Silverhook, Cowlick, and Mas Que Nada Bros will be serving up the signature BEEFMINCE sound to throbbing crowds of topless bears, chubs, and leathermen. As well as that, there’ll be meaty gogo dancers shaking their bits into 2026, plus the sort of momentous confetti and balloon drop at midnight that’ll have you feeling like you’re in a Richard Curtis movie. Surrounded by near-naked talent, of course.
Having entertained clubbers since 2015, a BEEFMINCE party is as close to a guarantee of a good time as you can get. And that’s worth its weight in gold on a night like NYE — you only get one a year, remember.
BEEFMINCE: The Grand Dong, Wednesday 31st January, 10pm-4am, The Clapham Grand, Saint John’s Hill, SW11 1TT
Nearest Station: Clapham Junction
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